19th
(via kickstand)
This guy was really high on shrooms, and was wondering around.
He found a bunch of furries (people who dress up in animal costumes and fuck) and wanted to join, but since he wasn’t in a costume, he was denied.
But being in the wilderness the next best thing popped up, a real bear. This guy tried to have sex with it, but instead got mauled by the bear, and died.
Morale of the story, doing shrooms can lead to wanting to have sex with a bear and then dieing, so do them in a urban environment
Make that two cheeseburgers.rofl rofl rofl like today
“IF BY PRESENTS YOU MEAN HOT DOGS GIVEN TO HIM THEN YEAH HE’S SANTA.”